A fork of Rural Dictionary
when yo girls braces are scraping your wein while shes giving you head
"owe my dick hurts from my dick being shark bait to samantha last night! i hope she gets her braces off soon!"
when she sucks your fingers because she is so drunk and cant find your dick
last night mary was so drunk she couldnt even find my dick so my fingers were some good sucking candy
Retarded kids who do not know how to spell “vagina”
“Pets will have their own vigina in the future” “You mean vaginas, silly!”
when you show up to fuck, but you see a used condom in the trash
"yo me and jules were gonna fuck but it was easy come, easy go when i found a fucking used condom in the trash and her ex avi's shirt in the bathroom"
a person who strongly dislikes masturbation
"hey lila wanna masturbate tonight?" "nah im a masturhater"
When u rip suorin so hard w rap music in the background preferably the song “foreign”
Hop in the suorin!