A fork of Rural Dictionary
crack fiend reply meaning "i give 2 flying fucks about what you are saying right now.
jim-"what time is it"
bill-" ah, two bit"
Very ridiculous, worse than retarkulous or redonculous
You borrowed my car without asking and then wrecked it? That's rejerkulous
1) to be in the worst possible situation at the most inappropriate time. Usually spoken in accordance with the word "up" in a coarse manner.
that squid got fucked up. This guy came and fucked him up from behind. Man that was fucked up.
he anally rampages goats on a daily basis, and performs oral sex on the goats.
Ravenisagoatfucker just look at the goats all run away in terror.