A fork of Rural Dictionary
the state of disgust caused by the realization that the dried date you are about to eat looks like a cockroach
Sid: I don't want to eat this... Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...
The burden of the biggest man in the group to sit in the front seat of a cab.
Sid was 7 feet tall. He felt the big man’s burden to always sit in the front seat.
the ability to order something on the menu by one's own volition, without input from anybody else.
Waitress: "So, what will it be, Sid?" Sid: "I'll let Mikey order first." Mikey: "The Chicken Fried Rice" Sid: "Yeah, one of that for me too." Mikey: "You have no ordering agency..."
Delta Relationship : Noun : Signifying the change in a relationship.
Sid: "She went from hating me to tolerating me in a week! According to our delta relationship, if this reaction continues, we're married by the 4th of next month!"
One who swears a lot is said to have this.
Kelly: ***** ** *** you mother****** piece of ****. I will **** you up and **** them until they're ****** over. Sid: you sure as **** have sailor's tongue!
A serious condition where the individual, in the week after a Model United Nations trip, attempts to use a placard with his or her name on it in school to speak or feels it is acceptable to pass notes or bring motions in the classroom. This syndrome often results in embarrassment or reprimand.
Sid: Point of Inquiry! *raises placard* Teacher: What? Sid: Oh sorry, I still have Model UN Syndrome.