A fork of Rural Dictionary
A loser who thinks they are the shit, dressed down with sagging pants, a high need for a belt, too much gold to make the national reserve jealous, and an attitude that stems from not having parents who knew how to refrain from the use of crack cocaine.
The action when you do not have any tissues left and you hands free forcefully blow the built up snot out of your nose and on to the ground.
"Dude do you have any more tissues?"
"Bro, just splonch on the ground over there"