A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who has a phone and a facebook account and posts comments all day long. A researcher knows everything about every topic under the sun. There is nothing that he/she doesn't know about.
Danny: Hey it's been long since I saw Johnny last time. Cris: He is a researcher on facebook nowadays.
What General Aladeen thinks good is Good.
Nadal: How was the pizza supreme leader? General Aladeen: It's good! It was really good!