A fork of Rural Dictionary
A touchy-feely chick who hangs around with musicians.
That chick sure loves our band, but she's always trying to touch me and feel me up. She's a real gropie.
A chastity device for men.
I promised my chick I wouldn't have sex with any other women, and she bought me this cocklock.
A person who only eats canned foods.
"Honey, pizza sound good?"
"Sweetheart, you know I am canivorous. Let's pop open a can of beans instead."
An accident of the largest proportion.
"Man, that car sure was in an accident. Totally wrecked."
"Dude, that was a maxident!."
Fits of emotional outbursts displayed by percussionists.
Dude, that band won't survive with all that drummer drama.
Someone who habitually deletes anything they can, automatically.
"Hey, did you get me last email"?
"Nah dude, it went right into the trash folder. Don't you know I am a deletist?".
A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina.
Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.