A fork of Rural Dictionary
The hand that never gets laid.
I'm ambidexterous, so I let lefty whack it for a change. He hardly ever gets laid.
slang for sure or ok
person 1: Wanna c a pic? person 2: shoots
People you get fed up with after about 5 minutes of conversation.
I was home for Christmas and it was such a relief when we left. I mean, I love em and all, but theres a reason I moved out...
Friggin OUCH!!!!!
The king said in order to guard the harem I had to become a eunuch - friggin OUCH!!!
The cheap way to say penis online without actually saying penis.
Did I just say penis? Oh my god that guys said penis!!
What poor people snort.
"I couldn't find me any coke from my usual sources, so were gonna have to snort pepsi instead."
For men, their own pebis. For women, their favorite plastic toy.
Try to keep in mind this phrase means your MAIN squeeze, NOT the boyfriend/girlfriend you squeeze every once in a while!!