A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun. Acronym for All Time High. References one's account, usually a brokerage account, in which one's equity has reached its highest level.
Phil: "Mo, I think my account reached an ATH today." Mo: "What'd you expect, brozay? Stick me me and you'll be trading on the beaches of the Carribean, being fed grapes by the most voluptuous women around."
Noun, verb. A hug, followed by a pat on the back. The act of hugging someone, then patting him or her on the back.
Travis (after getting a hug and pat from Alex): "Brozay, what's with the hug and pat? I thought we were a little tighter than that." Alex: "Well, think again."
Noun. An investor, usually in the stock market, who's hanging on to his stock, which has plummeted appreciably.
Mo: "Kevin, did you dump that piece of shit stock yet?" Kevin: "No, I forgot all about it. I closed my eyes for a second and when i woke up from my nap it was down 2 points." Mo: "Oh man, you're a fukkin bagholder now. That shit's worthless. Why'd you listen to the pumptards?" Kevin: "I know, I know. Ugh, I'm losin it...."
noun. The feeling of liquid rolling around one's stomach prior to one actually having diarrhea. There is usually more than one diarrhetic wave associated with each bout of diarrhea.
Steve (at the bar with Billy): "Billy, where are you running off to?" Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on." Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?" Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."
Adj. Having an afro; pertaining to the curly, kinky style of one's hair
Evan: "Does Troy still have his afro?" Alex: "I think so.... when i saw him he looked fairly afrotic."
Adj. Having an afro; pertaining to the curly, kinky style of one's hair
Evan: "Does Troy still have his afro?" Alex: "I think so.... when i saw him he looked fairly afrotic."