Country Dictionary

Doggo

A woman who uses a dog filter on her tinder account because she isn’t naturally good looking enough.

Tina is a total doggo. She’s so ugly that she’d rather look like a cartoon dog than herself

Morally Ambiguous

The new term for sociopath

Ted Bundy was morally ambiguous

Danger noodle

The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson

I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle

Ethical Fluidity

The ability to bend rules without difficulty

In order to be a successful politician, ethical fluidity is a must