Country Dictionary

Hoe

1.A farming tool in Minecraft, plantation
2. Santa when he sees hot women in local area
3. Oh hoesana

“Dude, my hoe’s got loyalty IV!”
“Lol but does she do it hard and fast
“Not really, I better give it silk Touch”c

Safety scissors

Lesbians who use protective gear.

I seriously don’t want my scissor to cut myself, so I replaced them with safety scissors !

Elephant

A giant grey mammal, weighing about 2 tons.

A kid and his dad walk into a zoo. “Look daddy an elephant!” Timmy said, “Do you think I’m blind?,Of course I forget see your mother!”, Father replied.