Country Dictionary

a set of speedo's with a large penis inside

i hate when i go to the beach and i see some lame ass in a bannana hamick walking around selling cocaine

to pluck one or multiple pubic hairs from ones self and but in a persons beer or beverage.

if this guy keeps acting like a drunk ass im gana give him a floating eddie

to move hand over taint and lower tescicle area and apply or administer to a unsuspecting persons beverage, perfurably the lip area.

mikes being a total ass hole tonight so i jocko'ed his budwiser, watch him take a drink

a comical dance move. first start out by starting the mower by pulling the chord start then cruse your virtual mower around the dance floor and be admired by all. the posibilitys are endless with this one so have fun and be safe.

when felling overwelmed by all thoes new fancy dance moves dont worry about your two left feet.the lawnmower is a all american favorite.

a extra sence similar to "spideysence" where you can detect homosexials as say radar detects flying objects

do my gaydar went of when your little brother walked into the room

a lame ass cheat used in counter strike that makes u run like 10 times quicker then anyone else

wheres a admin at anal sex with a black woman is hax hes running a speed hax

used instead of bitch slap in communication. meaning to slap someone with the back of the hand

i fiddin to give you the hairy side boy'