Country Dictionary

> means "less than", and 3 means three, therefore <3 means less than three

2<3 would mean that two is less than three, which it is

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off peeing my pants

guy 1: your mom's so fat when she goes to the beach, shes the only one that gets a tan guy 2: rotflmaopmp

The day after Reboot Wednesday (the second Thursday of months that don't begin with Wednesday or Thursday). The day when your system crashes because of the updates you installed on Patch Tuesday

Guy 1: Happy Crash Thursday! Guy 2: Ya, thanks, I think I'm gonna need a System Restore Friday tommorow

lol with a Spanish accent, laugh aaaout loud, or even laugh aaaout laaoud.

guy 1: wassup? guy 2: the ceiling guy 1: lal

Someone who will do whatever you ask them to do (a tool), but they always end up doing the wrong thing.

Christine is such a broken tool. I asked her to get the metronome, but she got me a banana instead.

The day after Patch Tuesday (The second Wednesday of the month in months that don't start with Wednesday). The day you have to reboot your computer for the patch to be installed on your computer.

guy 1: Happy Reboot Wednesday! guy 2: huh? guy 1: nvm it's a computer nerd thing

nickname for the drummer of the very awesome band, korn

Munky got his nickname becuase his limbs are long, so he resembles a monkey