A fork of Rural Dictionary
The art of inserting both hands in your lovers ass and clapping to ecstacy.
Harold preformed the Cleveland Ass Clapper on Freddy by clapping the entire alphabet followed by knick knack paddy wack!!
The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.
Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood for a hot tasty treat! Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton. Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.
A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by someone with a horribly harry ass.
Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George gave her a steaming hot Cleveland Sasquatch.
1. a moody bastard. 2. an individual who sees no positive side to anything. 3. A feminine acting man who swears he's not gay
1. George is such a captain kotex. That faget walks and talks like a homo but swears he's straight. 2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always yelling at you.
Decribed as someone who is illiterate to todays modern electronic devices.
My great uncle Alfred is such a Techno Idio. He asked if he could use the phone. So, I like handed him my cell. He looked at me strange and said. Don't you have a rotary phone?
A Flammin Homo faggot ass queer bait sissy boy who is jealous of beautiful women, and needs to be locked up in prison and gang raped repeatly by big hairy men.
Hey..look! There goes that Homo Perez Hilton holdin' hands with his faggot ass boy friend wearing a miss usa crown. Let's go cripple them queery bastards!
The act of excreting diarrhea on your partners face followed by a fresh yellow hot stream of urine. This process can only be amusing and fun if both partners are willing to sing the special song.
Now clap your hands and sing along! Diarrhea..Sunshine..on..a.. ..Urinary...day..Diarrhea..Sunshine..wont.. you..come..out..and..play...diarrhea sunshine..now..don't..you..dare..frown.. diarrhea..sunshine..I..stained..your..face.brown..diarrhea..sunshine..let..me..be.. your..fellow...diarrhea..sunshine..your.. teeth..are..now..yellow.