A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fulton Reed’s boyfriend but also everyone’s husband idek
Hot as a mf
The best hockey player ever from the Mighty Ducks.
“Who’s your favorite Mighty Ducks character”
“The absolute hottie, amazing player, ripped asf, super hot, playa, Dean Portman thank you very much.”
The literal cutest dude ever
From the Mighty Ducks trilogy
Protect this big teddy bear
“Yo have you seen Mighty Ducks?!”
“Yes bro!!”
“Who’s your favorite character?”
“Fulton Reed, the all star, best character, cutest guy, sweetest person ever, best slap shot, best player, enforcer, best movie character ever guy!”