A fork of Rural Dictionary
The mild self-delusion that your unanswered emails are actually going into the recipient's spam folder.
A: Didn't you already email her?
B: Yeah, but what if she didn't get it? I'd better call.
A: That's a filter hope, B.
The act of falling asleep while masturbating.
I was going to rub one out, but I was submasternapping before I even finished.