A fork of Rural Dictionary
McCain: People should vote for me, at least I don't spew false hope like Obama does. America: Then you shouldn't have picked Sarah Palin, you old jackass
When you take a girl out for mexican food, then assfuck her afterwards. It makes your hot dog feel like its in Chicago, the windy city.
Awesome Person:Why does your room smell like a chicago style hotdog? Awesomer Person:Because your girlfriend just left.
Have you ever noticed how dudes in tapout shirts travel in pairs?