A fork of Rural Dictionary
a sly person from India. Similar in monetary approaches to Jews. They both love money, but where a Jew will try and make an honest buck a Koelie would prefer cheating you out of it 2 save effort. Would steal the cream out of ur coffee if they could.
The Jew bought a Seiko watch at a Koelie jewellery store. Upon closer inspection, he saw on the watches' insignia that it was 'pSeiko'...