A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dirty , weed smoking hippie who's parents have died from a drug overdose. Often used as an insult.
You don't support the war in Iraq? You goddamn tree orphan!
"I heard that guy talks to trees." "He is such a tree orphan."
Derived from the fidget spinner, the midget spinner is a device consisting of a midget (a child will also do) spinning in a machine at mach speed. This device is common with giants with autism as well as NBA players.
I heard LeBron James has a midget spinner in his home.
The act of shoving a salty pretzel stick into one's urethra in such a fashion that it causes intense discomfort (or pleasure) in the recipient.
Jimmy: I saw Todd bunging a boose by himself. He left his window open. I'm telling his crush at school.
You're planning something aren't you?
If you're going to look up how to get away with murder then you really need help