Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

skankyho

A skanky whore.

Your momma's a skankyho.

by Tommy August 20, 2003

messed up

i beat u up

man dawg i messed u up

by Tommy May 03, 2003

stacks of wax

a pile of vinyl records often found in studios

nothing but the stacks of wax, man

by tommy September 19, 2003

mo fo

Comes from the Latin root Mattus-La-Menacius, which was lost in translation several times to become mo fo. Mattus-La-Menacius was a Roman Centurion / dick sucker from 200 BC.

Legend has it that his descendance still lives on today in the canadian city of Montreal. They headed overseas in the 18th century after being banned from their countries for indecent behaviour, which is supposedly still going on today.

Calling someone a mo fo is the worst insult, yet quite a compliment for Mattus-La-Menacius...

Love ya Matt

Look at the Mo Fo... he seems to be screwing his sister...

by Tommy July 09, 2004

grundel honey

The sweat on your grundel

wabt to drink my grundel honey?

by Tommy January 20, 2005

bovis

an insult to someone who is an idiot.

matt, you bovis!

by tommy March 04, 2004

all that glitters is gold

From the song "Stairway To Heaven." There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold... so, she believes a falsehood, but one that guides her nonetheless. This is a sardonic or dark spin on the age old saying that "all that is gold does not glitter."

Go to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

by Tommy January 08, 2004