A fork of Rural Dictionary
To laugh so hard your stomach hurts.
George Carlin was so funny last night I nearly bust a gut.
(noun) A person who having any sort of intimate contact with is looked badly at by everyone on the planet ever. (And if anyone disagrees they're psychotic). Someone who no one should ever get with. Not neccesarily ugly or smelly, just all around not right - more based on social habits.
Don't get with Bob, you know he's ALWAYS a bad idea.