Country Dictionary

Slang for performing the sexual act of your choice

Pam and I went back to my room, and were dropping the olives all night.

The fond recollection of breast from bygone days. Contraction of mammary and memory.

"Thanks for the mammories!"

(n. pl.) The inhabitants of the earth, living on different sides of the equator, whose shadows at noon are cast in opposite directions.

Sometimes the knowledge that word like antiscii exists is th only thing that gives me the strength to go on.

A Dallas area gentlenmen's club.

Q: "Ya'll wan go to da tittibah?"
A: "Tittibah, Tittibah, tittibah!"

the best punk band ever.

they kick ass.

The brain.

Your hardware and software seem to be fine, so I can only assume that your wetware is fucked up.

Tennessee delicacy served in only the finest sit-down establishments. A semi clear, semi-odorless, semi-tasteless drink served over ice.

"can I get ya'll somore ass water