A fork of Rural Dictionary
v. The act of penetrating a female vagina when the latter is in a state of reduced lubrication. Penetration may result in penile and/or vaginal tearing.
Jason: "Sarah, you seem a little dry, should I slap on some lube" Sarah: "Hell ya, I don't want you to drywall me!"
During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.
Dean: "What is that horrible smell?" Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"
During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.
Dean: "What is that horrible smell?" Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"
An encyclopedic volume encompassing the various species of rectal excreta.
Jason: "I woke up this morning with a terrible case of the plops. For the life of me, I just can't remember what I ate last night." Dean: "Sounds like it's time to break out a scatalog and look it up."
The prolific consumption of tasty food and drink. Episodes of feastiality may be followed by bouts of the plops.
Dean: "Man, I'm hungry! What're you saying? Are you ready to eat?" Jason: "I'm down for something really tasty. Let's hook up some feastiality!"
A state of motherhood that is defined by an a uncontrolled sexual filthiness.
John's mom is certainly looking milthy today. I'm down for getting dirty with her!