Country Dictionary

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Riding the crystal dragon

Smoking crystal meth

Person 1: "Hey! Did you see that hobo living under the bridge? It's like you could tell he was riding the crystal dragon!"
Person 2: "Oh totally. Riding it's shimmery body into the bowels of refraction faction."

by tetsuhikokariya May 04, 2016

diamonds

For anybody who has a penis, it's whenever you see something that makes you extremely erect/rock hard.

"Man, that doujinshi made me diamonds."

by tetsuhikokariya September 10, 2015