A fork of Rural Dictionary
A: She's out with her girlfriends tonight. B: Ah, the clamglomeration?
An object you bought for a couple bucks. You give people a nonchalant reason for why you want one or need one, while in fact, you just use it to do sexual things for your bf/gf.
Guy 1: "Dude, I so need this webcam for school." Guy 2: "Yea right, you're just jerkin' your chicken for Stacy 'cause you're so lazy to go over and sex her up." Guy 1: "What the hell man, what the hell?!" Guy 2: "You know its true!"