Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

gweeb

a combination of a geek and a dweeb

"steven is such a gweeb. but don't let that fool ya... he's a freak in da sack!"

by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007

squeef

a queef that is accompanied by a skeet

uhh, cindy, did you just squeef?

by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007

cheenus

a chinese weenus or penis

"did you see that guys cheenus?"

by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007

afi

an amazing band that unfortunately as of late has acquired a bunch of posers who try to call themselves fans, after probably only listening to the songs "miss murder" and "the missing frame", having only bought the album decemberunderground to hear those songs and having never heard any of their other albums. chances are those people probably also listen to fall out boy *shudders* go listen to black sails in the sunset! or will it be too much for you lil poser minds??? their shirts have been spotted on preps. AAAAH, don't befoul the name of afi by wearing it on your body NOOOOOOOOO! *dies* davey is a genius. the end : D

wannabe poser-punk prep: like OMG i sooo love afi!
me: i shall consume your soul you worthless piece of shit

by That Weird Kid Next Door May 04, 2007

hawthorne heights

what in hell ever happened to them anyway? they kinda sucked lol...

HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS!!!! former beloved band of poser girls!!!!! WHERE'D YA GO????

by That Weird Kid Next Door May 04, 2007

cum-guzzler

(n.) an alternative to asshole, cocksucker, etc. used between my friends and i when joking around or annoyed.

"dammit cindy, you cum-guzzler, i don't wanna know all the details you giving gavan a bj!"

by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007

pete steele

the darkly sexy lead singer of the metal band type o negative. showed off his monstrous cock in an issue of playgirl. mmmm! can't get enough of that long black hair and those muscles! >: )

hey look, that dude looks just like pete steele!

by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007