A fork of Rural Dictionary
His coital sojourn was brief; He came, and withdrew like a thief. As his trouser snake left, Though, there belched from her cleft A most satisfactory queef.
When the magical unicorn in women's vagina sneezes. Usually during sex.
"damn, Lucy can queef like an elephant!"
Also known as a pussy fart, muff puff, and other names, a queef is flatulence from your vagina. Women usually queef after sex, as air has been caught in the vagina, causing them to queef. But, they can queef at any time so long they have air caught in their vagina. Queefs do not smell like a fart usually would, because it’s just air.
Did you hear Ashley queef? That pussy fart was a big one!
It's when your pussy farts.
Girl: What the fuck?! My pussy farted! Friend: Haha!! You did what is called "queef"
Here it is, a queef is the sound air that is trapped in the vagina makes when a girl is tight or loose, the penis is small for the vagina or large for the vagina, when it is expelled from said vagina. Occurring often in the doggy-style or legs over shoulders position due to a large penis inside of a small vagina where the air is pushed into and out of the vagina during intercourse, generally emitted after a pull-out. Gentlemen, this is a good thing unless the woman is just loosey-goosey. Generally it means that the woman has been trying to enhance mutual pleasure by contracting her vaginal muscles, and the in and out style of sex, especially deep thrusts after a just the tip phase, make this possible. If a woman can do this on command, then she has a tight control of her vaginal musculature and it is a very good thing. Enjoy, ladies and gentlemen.
As he was penetrating her in the from behind position, her tight vagina queefed, letting him know that he had pounded her hard, and her tightness was worth the effort.
Pronunciation /ka-wee-f/ Verb 1. To fart out of a vagina (literal). 2. To make an embarrassing mistake; past tense (queefed). 3. An act of being really stressed out and and/or shook. Noun 4. A very weird male or female that is usually awkward and embarrassing to be around. Exclamation 5. Used to express embarrassment.
1. My vagina is so loose I am queefing more often. 2. Oh my gosh I just queefed! I literally forgot my wallet for the third time. Can you give me coin? 3. I am actually queefing. Cardi B’s performance at the Grammy’s is so iconic. 4. Everyone at my computer science class are queefs. 5. *Drops book* queef...