A fork of Rural Dictionary
hard pair of nipples either due to cold weather or over ecitement. Derived from 'hard nips' - meaning a tough/hard chinese person.
'that girl must be freezing - look at the state of her Jackie Chans'
when there is no possibility of a comeback - you have been straight clowned...
dude i was watching wilmer valderamma on that shit show of his and he got straight clowned
the excessive pink area around a girls nipples - usually found on fat birds where the nipples are almost as big as the breast. Resembles the sweet and savory treat - a jaffa cake - however nowhere near as tasty.
that chick had the biggest set of jaffa cakes i've ever seen...
extremely bad breath - characterized by crap and ass.
that dudes breath smells so bad it's like he's been suppin' on a doo doo milkshake