Country Dictionary

cut up sour stips cooked in monster energy drink. dont do this

person 1: I tried battery acid spagetti today. person 2: How was it. person 1: dont do this

Uriah Heep was an organ driven band of the seventies who gave us great songs like Gypsy, Rain, And the epic Magicians Birthday. They were Originally fronted by one of the greatest frontmen ever David Byron.

Very Humble Very Heavy

the best fucking house alive. this is animal house for the 30th century.

guy 1-where u living now guy 2-robot house, u? guy 1-some gay fudgepacking frat guy 2-loser

One who yiffs Yoshis.

John: Notices Yoshi bulge. OwO, what's this? Max: *noticed* Unnoticed. YOU ARE A YOSHI YIFFER.

the term used when an arab person steals something

yo that guy hijacked a chocolate bar

a fucking hilarious word, i guess it could be crabs, bit it sounds funny as hell

that douchebag is a fucking grundle gnome

to force one's self to puke as in fashion with the olsen twin

i had so much pizza i had to pull a mary-kate, no dumbass i didn't take it up the ass, i puked.