A fork of Rural Dictionary
Diller beat some hoe with his ugly stick and turned her ugly. Now she has chlamyphilis and herpes simplex 20.
It is the law that, when dining out, either one person will eat everyone's cole slaw, or nobody eats the cole slaw at all.
When Hibby asked his buddy for his cole slaw, everyone pushed their cole slaw to his side of the table by way of the Cole's Law.
Another name for a giant ass shit.
Johnny just dropped a deuce times twelve. He said that shit hurt!!
The STD you know you have, but haven't gotten it checked out yet.
Hippy 1: I think that bitch gave me a disease. Hippy 2: You should see a doctor. Hippy 1: What for? I already know it's chlamyphilis.
Your paycheck when it's signed by a white man, usually used for the titty bar. Slang for taxed money.
Nurtie cashed his white money at the check cashing spot. Time to hit up the strip club.
An exclamation used to yell at slow drivers.
"That stupid fool is going 20 in a 35 zone." (Pumping fist in the air) "You Old Man!!! Arrrrggh!!"
The pubes left on a toilet seat.
After taking a piss, Nimbulus realized he was balding when he saw the toilet hair he left behind.