Country Dictionary

The act of slowly losing hair from the head.

He is losing his hair, he is balding.

The process of losing hair due to stress or competitiveness.

Joe is balding, I think it is because he is highly stressed.

when you're wig has been repeatedly snatched with such force and conviction that it takes parts of your real hair as well, thus making it seem like you're balding

"Charli XCX just released a new song, have you heard it yet??!"
"YES IT'S SO GOOD I'M BALDING!!!"

When your face is so good looking it is taking over the rest of your head.

You're bald.

I know. My face is so good looking it's taking over the rest of my head.

Someone with no hair that likes the number 14

Badboyhalo is balled so people like Skeppy make fun of him by saying Baldboyhalo cause he has no hair

When someone is deciding to be disrespectful towards you.

“Yo, stop acting fucking bald!”
“That dude over there is bald as hell for what he did to you.”
“I don’t fuck with bald people.”

Baldness is when you have no hair and your head looks very much like an egg.

David- "Hey, that's an egg!"
Ron- "No, thats a guy who suffers from baldness!"