A fork of Rural Dictionary
An exclamation said when one makes a poop so humongoid that it hurts.
Arnold: I just dropped a deuce times twelve. That shit hurt!!!
The name of your boyfriend when you put your public business on the internet.
All of my internet buddies think my boyfriend's name is Bobo.
The name of your girlfriend when you put your public business on the internet.
All of my internet buddies think my girlfriend's name is Gigi.
Usually mistaken for panda claws, he is really the Chinese St. Nick.
Panda Claus landed on the roof with his Mitsubishi, and spread joy throughout the neighborhood with gifts of bowls of noodles.
Another way of telling the gas station pumper to eat a fat one.
Gas Station Pumper: Ay, buddy, what you like? Driver: Stuff it up your turban, bitch! Gas Station Pumper: Huh? I can't hear you. Driver: I said, "Filler up!!"
To defecate upon any street curb.
Desperately needing to take a shit and with no porno-potties available, Jarko decided to curb drop behind the car that was sitting across the street.
The act of applying for jobs with the intent of hooking up.
Harold: Dude, I went to a few department stores today, and fine mamis were all over the place. I'm about to go job hunting there tomorrow.