A fork of Rural Dictionary
a huge network of online information, the internet is commonly used for masturbating, venting hatred, narcissism, procrastination and general life wasting. excessive use can stunt your personality and send you blind.
what im doing right now......il never get these 3 minutes back because of this fucking internet thing
A series of tubes that lead to a portal to Hell.
That may be the best explanation of the internet yet.
The reason that I'm on urban dictionary right now.
Oh great, I am a dirty freak. Thanks internet.
A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.
I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.
The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com
a place on the computer where one can pretend to be researching for their history paper when one is actually checking for new comments on one's myspace.
Mother says to son "Timmy, what are you doing on our personal computer?" Timmy responds with "Well golly, I was just researching for my history paper, of course on the good ol' world wide web, or as some like to call it, the internet."