Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Pink Texas Gold

The only good thing about the Bush family. see Nopehole

Pink Texas Gold would be nice if their father wasn't such a fuck.

by The Joe December 04, 2004

Tony Hawk

A sexual act involving anal sex where one tells the receiver that they have A.I.D.S. Upon the receiver learning of this, the giver rides away on a skateboard.

That bitch was chasing after me when I tony Hawked her.

by the joe December 18, 2004

Nopehole

Similar to the popehole but located north by about an inch. This dividing region is known as the bonch

Wow, I so vommited in that girls nopehole

by The Joe December 04, 2004

Hopepole

Danced around by many small catholic children. Usually placed in the Nopehole though Rob stuck it in the popehole

Dude, that guys hopepole is like a tic-tac

by The Joe December 04, 2004

Stirditer

It's the action of staring at someone.

Oh god jake, I think that emo bitch teabagged midgit digs you, she's stirditer.

by The Joe December 04, 2004

Water Slut

A slut that is moist.

I did the russian hottub to that water slut James Mckinney

by The Joe December 04, 2004