A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of "grabbing the wall" (or in some cases the handicap rails) in a bathroom when taking an especially violent shit.
Dude, after I ate all those tacos I took a fat shit. It was a wall-grabber. I won't be able to sit down for a few days.
the action of taking a shit on a girl's chest, directly in the center, which may or may not include smearing it inbetween the titties.
I gave that hooker a mahoney in a cheap hotelroom.
the act of having sex with a fat chick in an area of her body that isn't a hole, such as a stomach roll or horrible leg fat deposits.
Did you give big sally a free willy?
Yeah fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay.
No. No. No fat chicks. Ever.
Fear of long words... thats just great
Docter im afraid of long words,
Docter:im afraid you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Patient: socks the docter in the face and jumps out the window