A fork of Rural Dictionary
1)The abbreviation of `My pussy hurts`, describing a guy who is too lame to do anything as cool as drive to the store for beer. I mean right now, man, I`m dry. 2)The state or condition of being an ass pirate. We need beer now!
Hey man, let's go sailing in this hurricane. Not today, I've got MPH. Whatever, cockgobbler.
what a camel toe becomes when it grows up
Damn she left a bruise on my face when she hit me with her moose knuckles.