A fork of Rural Dictionary
The final stop on the crazy train. Way outside of reality in a ridiculous fashion.
That bitch took a one way ride to nutsville.
A person who utilizes blending technology to pre-masticate hotdogs in order to dominate their consumption.
Col B: “Did you observe that man eat that hot dog with such fervor? He is a real glizzy gobbler!”
Stephers: “Yes, but did you see his opponent throw all his dogs in the vitamix and then drink them all at once? She is a real glizzy guzzler!”
Related: glizzy gobbler
A vagina suffering the ill effects of neglect due to a global pandemic originating in the Wuhan province of China
Between my ChinaVagina and the ‘73 bush, I’m going to need a lot of #selfcare before my next Tinder train.
A measure of personal information used when extracting intimate details from another party.
Liz: ‘Everyone is telling me that I have to ask you about what happened at the alpaca farm over the weekend...’’
Suzy: ‘That’s an expensive conversation Liz, you might find the amount of soul barence required is too high of a price to pay.’
giving off an uncomfortable, perverted vibe.
Ugh, my neighbor is such a pervert. He keeps looking over here, he's very molestious.
The act of allowing one's emotional sensitivity to jump a train to nutsville, hindering any human interaction impossible and usually followed by strange and irrational stunts of some kind.
Liz: What happened with you and Suzy?
Beth: I'm not sure, after the match I said "it's ok, You'll do better next time" and she went all Psycho Sensitive and started screaming and making threats to sodomize my cat with a pineapple!
Consuming liquid hot dogs that have been pre-masticated with the use of blending technology.
The numbers don’t lie. Pound for pound, hot dog dominance is easier achieved by doing the glizzy guzzle.