A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. president of the us of a 2. female pubes
1. "i'm too busy to talk to 'em right now, jus' get one of the token ethnics to explain things." 2. as trevor's hand slowly reached her cuntbush he was devastated to find she was in fact a shemale and he met a meat and two veg
Ho says "my special flied lice, my very special flied lice and my very very extra special flied lice are all my much improved flied lice. Or there is just my flied lice."
one who talks too much - verbal diarrhoea
"that geezer from beffnal green is o.k" exclaimed francis. "'cept for one fing" replied candice "'e's got too much bunny!"
sells himself as a rent boy male prostitute
"his sister's name is lily, she's a pro in piccadilly, and his mother's yet another in the strand, his father flogs his arsehole, at the elephant and castle, they're the finest fucking family in the land!"
an old nautical term for tempting a new recruit to the bowels of the ship for the purpose of homosexual activities
"see Roger, if you bend right over you can see the golden rivet"
an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter
jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream
a penis that never becomes fully erect, even during ejaculation
brittney was VERY dissapointed. she expected a throbber and he only had a conger eel