Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

flogs his arsehole

sells himself as a rent boy male prostitute

"his sister's name is lily, she's a pro in piccadilly, and his mother's yet another in the strand, his father flogs his arsehole, at the elephant and castle, they're the finest fucking family in the land!"

by theWestHamfan December 05, 2003

digit

finger or toe

it's easy for most people to count to twenty using their digits for help. tony goes one better, he can count up to twenty and a half!

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003

muffin the mule

rape cunnilingus, or cunnilingus against the will

Oi kev, stop that at once! muffin the mule is strictly illegal

by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003

griminal

a person that indulges in "dirty" crimes

there goes that dirty bastard griminal, he's just graffitied my brand new wall

by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003

dropped a bollock

made a mistake

kevin really dropped a bollock when he tried to get his leg over with the girl at the club. it was keith's wife!

by theWestHamfan December 26, 2003

uncontrollable flesh

a penis that suffers with spontaneous erections

"yes, your honour, I saw him running through Epping Forest, in broad daylight, with 10 inches of uncontrollable flesh, sticking out in front of him. It resembled a lance."

by theWestHamfan October 29, 2003

silvery

a person that loses their bottle at the last moment

Oi dunky oggins you lost yoer bo(glotteral stop)all

by theWestHamfan October 30, 2003