A fork of Rural Dictionary
sells himself as a rent boy male prostitute
"his sister's name is lily, she's a pro in piccadilly, and his mother's yet another in the strand, his father flogs his arsehole, at the elephant and castle, they're the finest fucking family in the land!"
rape cunnilingus, or cunnilingus against the will
Oi kev, stop that at once! muffin the mule is strictly illegal
a person that indulges in "dirty" crimes
there goes that dirty bastard griminal, he's just graffitied my brand new wall
kevin really dropped a bollock when he tried to get his leg over with the girl at the club. it was keith's wife!
a penis that suffers with spontaneous erections
"yes, your honour, I saw him running through Epping Forest, in broad daylight, with 10 inches of uncontrollable flesh, sticking out in front of him. It resembled a lance."