A fork of Rural Dictionary
mythical primates who arrive during a drinking session to deliver you to a state of being monkeyed.
1. In statement form: "monkeys were out in force last night, I was well and truly monkeyed"2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"
one who is, or aspires to be monkeyed.
"were you a monkey last night?" "Too right, I was as fucked as a monkey!"
to be monkeyed.
"I'm as fucked as a monkey", Rory said after the tenth pint of Stella.
drinking holiday/vacation where the primary goal is getting monkeyed.
all the lads are doing a monkeys-on-tour to Ibiza this summer.