A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sweaty loser who cheats on every single video game that has ever existed in the universe. Studies every single map on Golf With Friends and memorizes every single pixel of every game. The biggest most grimiest cornball alive. He’s kinda sexy but don’t let that deceive you. His mom invented weepa woppa and removed Austin’s gums.
I’m not playing with cockerman, he’s the biggest cheater of all time. Of course he’s using Kapkan
What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.
“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn
The day that Roadhog shoved his fat meat right into Austin’s face absolutely destroying him. The Cake mixer with a side of snek
Do you remember the Roadhog incident? Oh yeah that one time Austin cried and blocked us?
What you say when you want your gums removed.
“Do you want your gums removed?”
Austin- “Weepa Woppa”
The catastrophic event that happens 7 days a week where an annoying panzee named Austin yaps until everyone’s ears start bleeding.
Can you put tape over that stupid panzees mouth. I fucking hate Austin, the yappening has turned my life to hell