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UMF

Useless Mother Fucker

Example 1

*playing handball
Person 1 hits the ball out.
Person 2: Omg you suck at handball
Person 3: What a Umf

Example 2

*playing Volleyball
Person 1 spikes the net
Person 2: YOU UMF!

UMF

Useless Mother Fucker

Person 1:Omg you suck at handball
Person 2: What a Umf

*playing Volleyball
Person 1 spikes the net
Person 2: YOU UMF!