A fork of Rural Dictionary
an underrated, poorly drawn sputnik named Mio who wants you to come in.
Me: I'm a big fan of Weatherday Mio: Dude based
when you are a chad who had a dad named Brad and you're watching an ad on your iPad with a british lad who's singing a ballad and you're really mad, sad and bad
The british lad: Oi mate, you want some crisps, eh? You: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Brad: My child... You: Dad? The british lad: Who the fook is this twat?
The reticulated giraffe (Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata), also known as the Somali giraffe, is a subspecies of giraffe native to the Horn of Africa. It lives in Somalia, southern Ethiopia, and northern Kenya. There are approximately 8,500 individuals living in the wild. The reticulated giraffe was described and given its binomial name by British zoologist William Edward de Winton in 1899, however the IUCN currently recognizes only one species of giraffe with nine subspecies. Reticulated giraffes can interbreed with other giraffe species in captivity or if they come into contact with populations of other species in the wild. Together with the Rothschild's giraffe, it is by far the giraffe that is most commonly seen in zoos. Its coat consists of large, polygonal, liver-colored spots outlined by a network of bright-white lines. The blocks may sometimes appear deep red and may also cover the legs. Giraffes are the tallest mammals in the world.
Me: That's a cute reticulated giraffe you have there! The scared zoo owner who saw me break inside his zoo: Yeah, uh, thanks. Get out.