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Wet Fart

The ultimate in flatulence... it is when not only gas is passed through your grocery hole, but a small mixture of juice from the colon comes out with it, producing a wet sound and a lingering nasty stench that one can be proud of. Just make sure to go right to the bathroom and give yourself a good wipe after the fact...it is preventative to the itching and chaffing that will occur, also you may need to change your underware so use caution.

Dude... my girlfriend took a whiff of my wet fart and started blowing chucks out the car window!! How sweet is that?

by thesqueege May 21, 2008