A fork of Rural Dictionary
A large strawberry, who looks like a flaming homosexual and a wild ostrich. He is often found in the wild fighting or slapping someone else usually named Jake. People often say that a Conklin looks like the "I'm a snake" guy from youtube.
Person A: Did you see that wild ostrich on discovery channel last night?
Person B: No dude that was a Conklin
Person A: WOAAAHH!!! LOOK AT THAT SLITHERY SNAKEY SNAKE!!!!
Person B: no... thats just a Conklin.