A fork of Rural Dictionary
A prank originating in Maryland to be performed during sexual intercourse. YOU NEED: -A girl, preferably one who is willing to have sex with you. -A friend -A room with a closet and a window. WHAT YOU DO: Step 1: Make your friend hide in the closet. Step 2: Convince the girl to have sex with you while looking out the window. Step 3: During intercourse, the friend silently comes out from the closet and you switch with him. Unbeknownst to her, your friend is now having sex with the girl. Step 4: Go outside, in view of the window, and wave at your girl.
-CAUTION- It is quite likely that performing the California Border Hop will put your friend's penis will soon be in peril and his face may soon have a red hand mark imprinted on it.