A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is my favourite saying.. i mean you gota admit that it is. it is best used to describe my realtionship with tingz, although it also implys wot me and jackie do at the weekend in each others sweaty toes! wet wet wet
"will.....................tingz? u wanna ,,,,,,,,,,, indulge?"
oh the screwdriver, my trusty screwdriver. boy this has come in handy on a few occasions....lolol! just a few.. i think not! yeah man, you can use this bitch for all types of things: ramming up bob and rikkys hair arses, protection, even doing D.I.Y around the house
a screw driver a day keeps the people who hate me and wana kick my phat arse away
i dont shave my bum fluff cos it makes me look more of a man for the ladies.
Tom taylor has a couple of "parents" one a whore and one impotent lol might aswell get some real parents!!
bob and v bought taylor for 50p
this is a phat place but it is also proper norty. i have bare fights here and its where my enemys grant and mitchell sometimes cotch. its actually called jangles but it is such a wicked place.
"BO! jangles, that is a dangerous place bruv dont go there seriously. some norty people cotch der" -a kid in stortford warning a reporter.
Derives from the term "thomas the tank engine" but applied to a certain dandruffed overweight no-mum "thomas the wank engine" is appropiate as it describes hes dirty habitit of playing with hes choad. if u are unsure of this other term look it up. CHOAD
i wouldnt mind choo choo-ing on jackies clit and emptying my tank load on her engine.