A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of not being able to get hard, commonly when needed
I went to bang my girlfriend but i found i had become impotent
Impotent is Having a flacid penis.
1. Not being able to satisfy a woman no matter how hard you try.
2. A dick that dosent work properly. I have a hard time cumming. It can be embarrassing.
I have a flacid penis which is impotent- I get 'nervous' around the ladies. It dosent help my flacid penis.
someone who is incapable/ineffective at performing a task or job responsibilities; one who disappoints everyone with their lack of ability.
stacy is an impotent staff who offers nothing to our team.
don't expect jamie to get anything done. she's the most impotent marketing director ever.
weak or shitty weed.
living up to his name ol limp dick Bob scored us another o z of impotent weed.
When a normal man is unable to obtain a stirring of the loins when confronted with an attractive young lady. This is sadly common. It is often associated with old age or prostrate difficulties. It produces extreme melancholia in the male; a feeling of worthlessness, of being unable to satisfy a woman, which - in extreme cases - can lead to suicide.
‘Sidney totally impotent and can’t get a hard-on, even when Doris wears her baby-doll nightie!’