Country Dictionary

Lid surgeon

One who performs surgery on one's lid i.e. a hairdresser

'Oi Dave, that's a dank trim you've got there!'
'Cheers mate, just been to see my local lid surgeon'

tan ma nuggs

1. The process of consuming your chicken nuggets at ferocious pace

2. Rippin' the heed aff it

'Christ, Dave is that a share box you've got you animal?!'
'Aye Jim, am gan hame tae tan ma nuggs.. and then eat these'