Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

school

a place where innocent kids "learn" useless math and reading bullcrap and then they frick you over with report cards and angry e-mails from the teacher.

some dude: hey, what did you learn at "school"? guy1: nothing, i learn nothing at school.

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 14, 2022

quandale dingle

a black guy with a deformed monkey nose that says "goofy ahh". annoying as hell and everyone says goofy ahh now even though its a slang for goofy ass.... he always make these weird meme videos about "hey guys quandale dingle my brother put his head in the blender AAAJJHHH" its annoying as fuck and people wont shut up about him.

anthony: ahhhh joe: please shut up, its annoying. anthony: quandale dingle ahh joe: wtf

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 22, 2022

family guy

a stupid simpsons knock-off thats made by fox, and has a sadistic father named peter. fox sucks

bob: family guy sucks

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 26, 2022

snapchat kid

a degenerate, who spends half of their day on snapchat, texting slang to their "besties"

guy1: what is he doing guy2: im pretty sure hes a snapchat kid

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 07, 2022

smartphone

a small palm os pda knock-off that fits in your pocket. often is called an "i phone" or "android phone". often used to look at porn and used by big tech companies to track you 24/7/365/3652 days a year.

guy1: hey bill, have you heard of the i phone 14? guy2: oh, that stupid smartphone?

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 14, 2022

iphone

a little device that is used by most spolied bratty kids to store porn and watch tiktok. it has other powers, such as replacing a desktop computer, and stuff like that. also used to play garbage moblie games.

jim: hey, bob got a new iphone. jimmy: what does use it for? jim: to play weird mobile games.

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 20, 2022