A fork of Rural Dictionary
Acronym of "Fucked-Up Man" For use when: a) Girlfriend dumps you for cheating with her cat. (wait... WTF?) b) Caught stealing (free) unattended samples at the supermarket. c) When you drink toilet water soup, made by your 4-year old. ... or whenever you get fucked (at school, while driving, on the mattress, etc.)
I am officially a fum. God, he is such a fum.